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  • Lick Everything

    Lick Everything

    $5.00

    Get delicious cheese dust every where. ...

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    $5.00

    Hit the sauce and get the party started! ...

  • Caterpillar

    Caterpillar

    $5.00

    Too many legs! ...

  • Don’t be a Square

    Don’t be a Square

    $5.00

    Of all the shapes the square is the most surly. ...

  • Sausage

    Sausage

    $5.00

    Thus sausage was made. =D ...

  • LOL Cats

    LOL Cats

    $5.00

    L O L cats! Unite! Or, well, just continue to lay there. ...

  • Fossil

    Fossil

    $5.00

    The bones show the way. ...

  • RGBunnies

    RGBunnies

    $5.00

    Red, green, and blue bunnies. These are the colors of your monitor. ...

  • Cuddly Parasite

    Cuddly Parasite

    $5.00

    The cutest stomach parasite ever. A joke from my friend Michael Vega from his comic "Monsters of Rock". ...

  • Beam Me Up Shirt

    Beam Me Up Shirt

    $20.00

    A 4-color screen printed Star Trek parody shirt. The design is on a red Gildan shirt blank and features a black Scottie dog getting transported while wearing a little red shirt. Available in Uni ...

  • Knittens Shirt

    Knittens Shirt

    $20.00

    Adorable kittens made out of sweaters: Knittens! There’s a corded knitten, an argyle knitten, and an angora knitten. This shirt was printed at Ript Apparel, and is now available to order from Red ...

  • Super Effective

    Super Effective

    $18.00

    Super annoyingly Effective. An orange striped white kitty is standing in the middle of the shirt, it is surrounded by "meow"s in red. Above the kitty there is a dialog box, like out of a video gam ...

  • Schrodinger’s Cat

    Schrodinger’s Cat

    $18.00

    Wanted dead or alive. A black cat is inside a box with the words "cat", skulls, and radiation symbols all around it in bright yellow and red. Printed using a print on demand printing process on an ...

  • Scrub My Pretty

    Scrub My Pretty

    $18.00

    Someone had to clean up this mess. A monkey with wings that is wearing a vest and fez is cleaning up a green bubbling dangerous looking spill. There is a witches hat in the spill. Printed using a p ...

  • Be My Chum

    Be My Chum

    $18.00

    He just wants to be your friend. A big giant stuff-animal looking shark with text that says "Be My Chum." Printed using a print on demand printing process on an Baby Blue Anvil shirt blank in Mens, ...